WARRIOR!!!!!!

Words are pointless for this one.

Gracias, Dan LeBatard's Twitter.



Okay, actually a few words: I know I shouldn't laugh at this one line, but I thought it was hysterical when the reporter asked "why are you white?". I know, I know; it's bad, it's terrible, it's bringing race into it. Yet, it's just plain funny. So laugh!

Now for his hero who he may only know these days through the power of YouTube.

Poll

And this one's multiple choice! Why?

Because I'd offer a drink to almost everyone on that list.

Almost.