For those of you that celebrate Christmas, my present to you.
For those who do not, celebrate this man's birthday instead.
Rickey (Henderson) ... on sharing his birthday with Christmas
"I used to get cheated. Now the rule is they got to bring me two presents. I don't care if it's the smallest thing in the world, you gotta get me two. My kids say, 'We don't know what to get you!' They say I already got everything. Naw, I don't care if you go out and get me bubble gum. But you gotta get me two bubble gums, you can't get just one. I been cheated too long!"
Merry Christmas or Kwanzaa, Happy Holidays, Happy Eating Someone Else's Food and Happy Time Off!
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