Monday, January 12, 2009


Look, next Tuesday, the world will witness the most anticipated speech in recent history shortly after President-elect Barack Obama (wow, actually typing that is something) takes the Oath of Office. However, if you want a truly magnificent oratory, just wait six months.
Six months?

Yes. Six months from now, you will hear the greatest oration in human history and PREhistory.

I'm dead serious.

While it will be a joy to hear from a seemingly vindicated Jim Rice, it will be one Rickey Henderson who not only steals the show, but convinces the folks in Cooperstown to rename the Hall itself on the spot.

Meanwhile, check the new poll.

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